"The ultimate goal is to live in a house the exact size and shape of a Blue Whale. It will be made of latex, so as to feel realistic, and the tail will be connected to an exercise bike so that when I pedal, it wags. For showers, I'll just stand above the blowhole."
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
oh man. Christian is the smartest one. and how did you know I enjoyed fellatio? I have 12 followers on this blackbirdbullshit. I have 13 followers on quoth the raven bullshit. hm. okay. I’ll switch to the other one from now on. Blackbird blog will be dedicated to porn and food. Quoth the raven will also be magic. I’m sick. halp me make hambyuga halpa.
that hamburger helper takes 25 minutes. I’m hungry NOW. What has my life become?
I have tried, but I dunno how to do that. If you know, let me know, then we will have the knowledge.
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